Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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cookookachoo 0
ydi
jewban 3
music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.
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Comments (77)
DakotaCat 4
Pay attention! Don't you watch Oprah?
ktrose 0
Sigh. I hope you are being sarcastic about the Oprah thing.
DakotaCat 4
Why you got something against Oprah?
ktrose 0
No, I have nothing against Oprah, she is a very nice woman and has very good views on subjects. Just, the way your comment is put.
Anon900 3
Thats why there are mp3 players you retard. Easier to access songs and playlists but even then wait till you're at a long stoplight to do that shit. YDIY.
truladyred 0
I want to say YDI, but since I was just rear-ended by a hot guy for the same reason, I'm just going to say I hope neither party was hurt.
Adchou11 0
Sup man
Norther 1
YDI and FYL
dsypher 0
that's prob why you lost your job
LiznessMonster 9
There's a reason you were fired.
rhoholm 0
everybody have a bad day, hope you'll get a new job soon
AD1959 2
You ever heard of keep your eyes on the road