Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I realized how in love I am with my soulmate. How how do I tell my wife? FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.
BonyorBobby 4
Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (68)
CumShott 0
Where's the 'What a bitch' button?
KingOfTheBrocean 2
OP, you should be a bro and stop being so poor. Go get yourself Lasik surgery and then dump the retarded bro-hating slam piece. Then go impress some easy college girls with your awesome new vision.
BubbaDoose 0
Clean you're glasses and then try again :D
Cintiaa 6
if you wanted to look that deep in her eyes, take off your glasses.
Swiko 11
68- I don't think you understand how glasses work...
TallMist 32
68, I doubt it was sunglasses they were wearing.
Pinkskullsblackb 0
Sounds like me and my fiancee
princerufus2 0
YDI for bad grammar.
ekaterina_holt 0
i wish my husband could say that
CheapGodiva 0
You deserve it for the marrying someone who loves you
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Solid advice.
daemonsparta 16
did i write this?