Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I realized how in love I am with my soulmate. How how do I tell my wife? FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
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Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.
BonyorBobby 4
Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)
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Comments (68)
persianjr1 7
yea because a girlwil ALWAYS judge you on yo glasses. i got dumped because my gf didnt like the brand i had chosen. jk
alaaparis 4
your wife is hilarious !! i'm in love with her! she's got humor
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP YDI for trying to be romantic. Next time you wish to express your love just grunt, scratch your balls (assuming you have any), and club her over the head. She obviously wants a caveman.
russiianbaiibiie 0
if she wanted a caveman, doubt the dirty glasses would be an issue
unidentified_sta 5
I know you are trying to think of a creative way to tell me I am on the mark but sometimes simplicity is best.
muffinlizzie 7
Aww, true love, haha. I'm sure her I love you was implied, she probably just figured you already know she loves you too so she said the second thing on her mind. So clean your glasses.
jave4990 0
lol maybe she meant love is blind so go clean your glasses to see me
AMAZINashleigh 6
How precious.
sweet_candy_ 17
Maybe she wanted to look deep into your eyes too. Your dirty glasses prevented her from doing so.
Jads_fml 0
kick her in the pussy
justbigbs 6
Another example why men shouldn't give a crap about women sentiments, because ours don't mean shit.