robertsonjimmy
United States
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Anonymous
Doggy dog world
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Anonymous
Naughty boy
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
ev_lyn_aw
It wasn't me, or him
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
nackpattywhackgiveadogabone
United States
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
DrakeB
Seattle, United States
Here boy!
Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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jburd45 1
chase the ****** down
SteveMagnifico 6
watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue
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Comments (264)
mintcar 10
You should have been looking after the puppy. :( Hope you were able to get it back.
angryoriental 0
you get nother dog. get bigger one dis time. I be back!
ColorfulDonut 7
*You should get another dog, but a bigger one this time. I am back!
TheMonica 0
I don't know about you, but pets aren't just throw aways or something that can be replaced, like a pair of jeans or something...
cbaidchris 6
I think the I be back was more of an I'll be back
rachii 0
Was I the only one who understood the slight racism? I think his spelling is something to do with his name. He's called angryoriental. Surely it's not just me who got it?
axmarine 0
sorry sugar lips but maybe ya should have leash'd the best the first time outside huh?
SirEBC 7
I'm sorry, um..WHAT?
meggieh815 0
He basically said OP should have put the puppy on a leash because it's the puppy's time outside.
meggieh815 0
* first time outside.
AliciaicilA 0
Im pretty sure if you leashed the puppy outside, that would make puppynaping even easier. If you mean walking it with the leash, then we got a whole other story. ......sugarlips?
Popnsmoke87 0
Sugar lips?
DeLpHe3zY 7
wuh?
lexeous 4
Ohh, I see. Beast should replace the word 'best'.
meggieh815 0
59-
meggieh815 0
59- think he meant for OP to take the dog out on a leash. haha :)
iSurf_fml 8
Oh, sorry, I'll make my friend bring him back.
kellysmith69 1
did you get him back? :(
jerky2014 0
u purtty girl!
Livinia 11
That's what collars and leashes are for. If your dog is untrained, don't let them run too far away from you.
parxxx 0
#29 lost the key to your collar?
Kelita 0
76 hahaha
HannahForbesxo 13
#76, forgot your way from the kennel?
xPOPTARTx 0
parxxx- in your profile you spelled stalkers wrong
ColleenMcDonnell 0
yeah cause it's completely impossible for someone to undo the collar THEN steal the puppy...
rj6 0
agreed!
marmots 0
I hope you find the puppy :(
shutupK 0
go chase down that ************ and buttfuck him.
parxxx 0
lol agreed!
foxyrambo 3
now that guy knows how to dog shop!