Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ravingroadkill 11
Are they fur real?!
rg350dx 29
1. Wait til they fall asleep and shave a patch of hair off of them. 2 Proceed to uncontrolled laughter.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (73)
HortonThelephant 15
That must have hurt like hell. I don't know if I feel worse for the dog, or for you at having bred with such high quality stock and bearing his seed.
spaboolly 26
Well the dog didn't choose its fate. The OP chose her... breeding stock. Though I would say that in the future she may want to hire a babysitter for her two children.
skyeyez9 25
As long as the patch of fur wasn't ripped out I would let it slide for now.
BlueFlatts 20
Missing any waxing strips OP?
perdix 31
The hair of the dog that bit you?
rg350dx 29
Bourbon on the rocks.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Really no big deal! Fur can always grow back.Your very lucky it wasn't anything to serious.
CommunistBanana 8
You're* too*, sorry, just making the world a better, grammatically correct place :)
bombtastic 10
at least they didn't try to neuter the dog..
perdix 31
#25, we can't be so sure about that.
RedPillSucks 33
Perhaps OP wasn't too observant. We don't know what was in the missing fur. Perhaps all the doggy man bits.
doodlecloud 27
Unless OP happens to be a breeder I would hope it's already neutered...
bombtastic 10
this is true..
Pstraka6 20
Nothing like a father-son relationship
gracehi 33
Poor doggy. :(
pooldude 24
Dats nt even an fml
ananas99_fml 10
Same father, same son!
bach2121 13
Sounds like you have two kids
iLynz 12
At times it feels like I do .