Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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ravingroadkill 11
Are they fur real?!
rg350dx 29
1. Wait til they fall asleep and shave a patch of hair off of them. 2 Proceed to uncontrolled laughter.
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Comments (73)
homiwan 13
cutting hair doesn't hurt...so come on...it will grow back and sooner or later you laugh about it!
BellaBelle_fml 23
I really hope for the dog's sake that their fur was cut off instead of being ripped out!
Anasazi 10
I don't know who I feel sorry for the most....the dog losing his fur or you living with those two. Be strong!!
Mifflicious 18
Actually, if it's a show dog it's quite a big matter, especially if it's a longhaired dog. It takes quite a long time for fur to grow back. But what I really don't like about you, is your way you state that it's "just a dog". What do you mean by that?
Bloodangel4ever 14
Wasn't that another FML?
crazytwinsmom 25
Did they post on you tube?
croxanne_9 3
They bonded that's adorable. Your husband sounds like a great guy
doodlecloud 27
I get that the dog probably isn't harmed and so realistically it's not really that bad but I wouldn't go so far as to describe the situation as 'adorable' or something that makes a guy 'great'.
simoncat 11
Doggone it! You de-furred responsibility to hubby and he scratched. Are they still in the dog house with you?
lndala 15
That just made my day
c4rpi0 20
Boys will be boys!
evilplatypus 39
Boys aren't naturally dumbasses. It's people using the "boys will be boys" excuse instead of correcting the behavior that create dumbasses.
Bloodangel4ever 14
They didn't say JUST a dog. They said a dog. Just like if your child cuts their hair (which almost all children have this phase) it's just hair. It will grow back.
SquishFish 15
I once gave my dog a haircut- it didn't fully grow back for about 3 years. Worst part was I just cut a large patch of fur right on her back hah