Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?
AVGIII 14
He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.
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Comments (66)
Melix 31
Does he have trust issues of some sort? Insecure?
MrSassypants 34
No, Elmer Fudd just happened to be hitting on Bugs Bunny dressed as a woman when OP's boyfriend called.
JMichael 26
Did he hear Johnny Bravo saying "Hey pretty mama."?
Fernando83 19
#16: Looking at your profile are you referring to people like #7 Lmao
SininenAave 9
My thoughts exactly, sounds drastic to break up over something like that without even trying to sort it out and talk about it. I'm sorry for your loss OP, but it will probably be better this way in the long run and I hope your ex finds peace in his mind eventually. Best of luck!
AVGIII 14
He must be very insecure to jump to such conclusions so quickly.
thatnucca 36
He's probably already cheating on you or planing on do something of that sort already... Those who don't have the balls to come clean are always accusing others...
WelcomeToAndale 13
I wouldn't say that's true at all, what a gross misstatement and generalization you just made. Some people are just highly insecure or have deep-seated trust issues from previous events in their life - none of that is related to cheating, or the thought of cheating.
sarahhanlen 11
If he can't trust you then good riddance
JustinKirby 20
Tell him the cartoon she was watching and hopefully he can recognize the voice? I don't know what to tell you.... That's just really shocking
jococo7787 3
I don't think it was shocking. Shocking would be if OPs bf heard the voice, thought she was cheating, and committed suicide. Its more like strange than shocking.
jococo7787 3
Wow, i just realized how morbid my comment was...
JustinKirby 20
Well you have a point, shocking isn't the right word. Surprising maybe, a little confused at the lack of intelligence on his part for making a decision of breaking up with her so quickly. Who knows OP could have had family over but alas it was just a television.
thebomb553 5
First time this has happened? or does he have a reason for suspicion?
juarezj96 12
Major trust issues. Don't deserve a guy like that
Fernando83 19
Read #16's profile. She posted under #1's comment. Lol
Ian7890 23
I commend you for your vigilance #21.
juarezj96 12
Thanks. :( it's an old picture I never realized it was a thing
gingaa96 18
Are you sure it wasn't Jake, from State Farm?
sarah6786 14
He sounds hideous!
sarah6786 14
She* sorry.
ninjuh_wingman 29
That dude has some major issues he needs to work out.
gc327072 31
Had it been **** it would've been a full-blown affair.
michelleJ11 25
Sorry OP, that really sucks. But it looks like you dodged a bullet; he seems to have some trust issues. Also, do you really want someone who jumps to conclusions so quickly?