Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Top comments
lillyass 0
Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.
Ole_Stinker 0
Well, at least you are in Mexico.
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mehwhateverr 0
#2, it's not like everyone can just get unlimited texting. think a little. so about the fml itself. the guy seems like a nice guy for thinking about your feelings and breaking up with you because he feels he wouldn't be a good boyfriend to you, but also seems like a bad guy for texting you instead of calling or telling you before you left for your trip. and definitely fyl. anyone who says ydi needs help.
snzizle 0
for everyone who says "it's 75 cents...get over it": the point of the story is not that she can't get over losing 75 cents. it's the fact that she actually PAID MONEY to get dumped. and btw, making it seem like the dumpee wanted u to break up with them is ******* retarded, i hate when guys do that. "i'm sure it's what you wanted" "i'm doing this for you" "i'm not good enough for you"...yeah right. you just don't have the guts to tell a girl you don't wanna go out with her anymore.
nodbor 11
text him, thank god we're not together anymore, i'm banging a new guy every night.
lowcapacityx 0
Get yourself a hispanic lover! I heard they're incredible. Problem solved! :D
kvinyard 0
wow. youre a moron. when youre out of the country turn off your phone.
lowcapacityx 0
Don't listen to #68. That sounds like a dirty ***** downtown on the street corner with fishnet stockings and x-small tee. Instead say yeah my boyfriend material criteria was actually lowered when dating you I can finally meet someone that actually meets my standards this time around. Thanks for doing me the favor :D peace out nigg.
mzmaverickd 7
75 cents? It's not that serious.
mykon_fml 0
that sounds like you provoked the break-up. no guy is just going to say sorry i'm not boyfriend material i should leave.
RoadkillZoo 0
That guys a champ. You probably diddnt post the entire conversation.
emptyego 0
At least he told you when you were on your way to the trip so you could get over him there. It's easier to forget someone in new scenery--and with new, hot guys. :) Maybe it's better this way. All the same, I hope you feel better and got to talk to him about it later on!