Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
flamerocker 9
Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D
nero9112 4
I see no problem with this.
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Hald 10
Its not a opera singer, it's just another neighbor complaining and shouting about the noise from the drummer.. I'm a drummer, and I practice out on the countryside away from any neighbors, I hate loud noises in the building where I live.
vbmg152 19
You don't ask about the neighbors before you move in? Bet you learned a lesson!! Enjoy the music!!
holagranola 15
sounds like a pretty unique style of music!
bigbadtim 7
If they practice at the same time sell tickets for a local Rock Opera production.
sugarkiller_fml 6
How close will you be living with them? How close are the drummer and opera singer? Hope you are not next door to one of them.
Bassgeek 0
Long as it's not after 8
jemiller226 13
Being a musician, I see no reason to sympathize with OP. Suck it up, buttercup!
HentaiBunny 4
Dedicated to their craft and practice frequently.. Claim your title as the neighborhood masturbator for the next FML!
missmady 0
start having obnoxiously loud sex while they're trying to sleep.
upyourzlolz 11
Then start playing guitar.