Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
flamerocker 9
Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D
nero9112 4
I see no problem with this.
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Comments (183)
RoseCrystal 17
practice your masturbation frequently and just as loud
mrbaka 4
The good, you have people doing what they love singing and playing the band in your building. The bad, those two have to live in a building with a douchebag. Suck it up!
IamDre 5
Well, your name just says it all.
Mithoxamine 2
Sounds like you should pick up an instrument. Jam that shit out!
gleeklove 2
Hey your username is OperaLover so unless you hate hearing the drums you should be happy!
perdix 31
Take up Tuvan throat singing, you'll creep everyone else out.
apndi 9
I had to look that up on youtube. Oh my God, so ******* hilarious.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
So what enjoy it.
Bloodlvst 11
Get a guitar and start a band with them, problem solved!
apndi 9
I love the way this FML was worded :P
yusheng029 3
Dont agnate against people of the arts bruh