Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
flamerocker 9
Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D
nero9112 4
I see no problem with this.
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Comments (183)
spartan522114 0
It's legal so **** you. Us musicians will practice all we want
b1gphil 6
or you could just be a little bit more respectful of other people, an thats coming from a guitarist. Just saying...
leadman1989 16
You're right being an annoying ****, and inconsiderate douche is completely legal... for now. >:(
benniful 0
shut up 12 you probably play the triangle!
slushpup9696 12
Wow 136, I can only imagine the immense amount of brainpower required for you to create such an articulate response.
Jake_Darnell 0
What's wrong with that? Triangle is awesome, and way harder to get right than you think.
CanadianNarwhal 13
Ouch. Dude scare them out.
skata 4
they were there first...
spongybob_fml 1
Buy a broom!
Emmy_The_Great 2
Ooh I get it so you can bang on the ceiling like an old lady
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Opera is so boring it puts people to sleep, and the drums I'd enjoy so meh, you should consider yourself lucky (:
aligiorav 11
you mean people who don't appreciate it, right?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Never said I don't appreciate it, but you're right :)
FYLDeep 26
Eh, Nightwish is pretty legit.
MuziKMajoR 5
Now you can hear Phantom of the Opera with some sick beats wooooo
leadman1989 16
"oh how I wish for soothing rain, all I wish is to dream again -- my loving heart lost in the dark, for hope I'd give my everything" Also Kamelot is pretty beast their lead singer is classical trained. :)
leadman1989 16
Isn't that what people always say? When someone doesn't like something that they like? "Oh you just don't get it the blah blah blah...". All they're really saying is my subjective opinion and taste are better than yours. Some opera is good Some are BORING beyond compare like every art and every genre of music.
paintedchocolate 30
Phantom of the opera is a musical
Blue87 4
That sucks
Bunnehs 0
Shouldn't you have checked out your neighbours before you moved in?
CommonSenseKarma 17
That would have been the wise thing to do.
white16sox 19
Yes because if I were moving into an apartment, I would go knock on the door and ask "Are you an opera sing or a drummer or player of any noisy object?"
bro1oke 0
Start playing an instrument more annoying and even louder. Such as a pipe organ :)
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
he should play a meat organ instead.
FYLDeep 26
Skin flute?
leadman1989 16
Accordion. Nuff said.
12dcevin 5
Take a knife stab the opera singer in the next take that same knife and stab the drummer boy/girl in the heart remove the hand prints put the drummers hand on the knife and boom you got yourself a murder suicide! but the question is you got the balls?
CommonSenseKarma 17
I love compassionate people.
trollsemen 8
Join in on them!
OfficeNinja 5
take up the bagpipes and start a bizarre punk rock type band.