Today, I signed up for my ex’s OnlyFans. She never sent me nudes when we were dating, now she’s selling them to everyone she knows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it’s been four months since my cheating ex-girlfriend dumped me for someone else’s dick. She was offered a monthly six figure OnlyFans contract. Since then she’s been living life care-free while I struggle to pick up the pieces. Back to being single and still working my ass off to be broke. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I liked who rejected me last week also has an OnlyFans Account. Yes, I dodged a bullet. However, she let me down with, "I'm celibate and taking a break from men." Then detailed why she would love to stay friends with me. Even girls who sell themselves want nothing to do with me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, my dad discovered my daughter’s OnlyFans account. I’ll let you do the math on that one. FML
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I sent my ex nudes and then asked him if he saved them, only for him to reply with, "Nah, they weren't nude enough." Mind you, he cheated on me. FML
Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML
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Top comments
icalledhisname 12
I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.
Chazzster 32
I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.
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Comments (14)
RichardPencil 32
How much were you offering her for the pics?
Chazzster 32
I guess you never offered to pay for the nudes.... BTW - Give it up with stalking your Ex, she’s moved on.
icalledhisname 12
I don’t see a problem with this. She didn’t want to send you nudes, period. People are allowed to not want to do things. Now she has a new life with OnlyFans and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Time for you to move on.
RichardPencil 32
I don't get it. Why would you need nude photos from someone you presumably had sex with? Your brain should have plenty of nude photos and videos of her and you don't need a bunch of 1s and 0s to recall what she looks like naked.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe she thought you were a creep. She was right.
Robert Cruikshank 7
Dude, move on. You do not control her. She does nudes, that is her business.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I mean, good for you for paying her.
red6joker 8
dude seriously, it's not worth paying for it! idc if you know them or not. you want **** go get it for free anywhere else. you are just putting yourself down checking on your ex and now your paying for it! red pill yourself
BMXDude22 12
"red pill yourself" - what is this, 2015?
voodoo66 5
bet you're regretting that break up now!
the_catherine 9
Dude, you’re weird.