why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
somefamily
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Steve? Pete?
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
oreoblizzard619
United States
Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United States
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, they must really like him!
tic_tac_toe 0
is he a dickwad?
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Comments (176)
jedikiller123 0
yea we all think your a dickwad man. you cheated on my sister and she just took you back cause she didnt want the drama...... you dick
houstontxmex 0
hehe I call my brother Dicklick all the time...
glitchedgamer 0
Maybe his penis looks like a was of chewed gum.
mandypandypants 4
When I read your comment I thought of the picture special fried rice.
glitchedgamer 0
Maybe his penis looks like a was of chewed gum.
LifeSuckz0415 0
Better than what my parents call my boyfriend, they call him "Ass-******"
anonymous595 0
it gets muddy der
anonymous595 0
he will water it down wit his hose sure;-)
rachii 0
They must be on to you then. They know. Watch out...
ASHLEYbcddd 0
Lolololol
truehitman2010 0
there just jealous of his wad of dicks
khristina_marie 0
yeah it could be "asshat" or "dick licker"
khristina_marie 0
**** them. If you love him, that's all that matters. Why are you so bent up over it? Plus, I would think this would be a more of a **** his life than yours, considering the parents don't like HIM.
Snackbars 0
Take a joke, bitchtit.