why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
somefamily
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Steve? Pete?
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
oreoblizzard619
United States
Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United States
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Doortje 30
Wow, they must really like him!
tic_tac_toe 0
is he a dickwad?
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Comments (176)
girlylaxfool 3
your perents are my idol
scoob939 0
I feel ya. my dads name for mine is dickface
moat 0
A hummingbird can fly backwards.
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
so many reasons they could possibly have for not liking him... Anyways i think it's more of an fhl than an fml for you... They'll soon get over it hopefully. Good luck and do some digging on wether everyone you know thinks hes a "dickwad" or if its just your parents :) happy truth hunting OP!
alaskasfml 0
mr and mrs dickwad. it has a nice ring to it. :)
akeller3298 1
well you should be happy it isn't you !?
jmanrollin 0
obviously he did something wrong
JNor99 0
^^^^ WIN
JD_Grainger 0
haha! that's hilarious!
OMG_N3RD 0
Lol