why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Pita
United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
somefamily
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Steve? Pete?
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Anonymous
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
oreoblizzard619
United States
Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United States
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Anonymous
Saint Gallen, Switzerland
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Doortje 30
Wow, they must really like him!
tic_tac_toe 0
is he a dickwad?
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Easyaccess 0
maybe ur fiancé really is a dickwad...lol
yuggi1 11
People are entitled to their own opinions, OP. I say, let your parent's have their own. Anyways back to the topic, how exactly did you found out about the nickname? Did you overheard it or did they spill the beans about it? If the former: You're a ******* eavesdropper. Otherwise, FYL.
Hopcastyle 3
Lol that's my sister in laws Nick name for me
notquite69 0
He probably is.
sammieInsanityy 0
they must love him!!
SenorAmore 1
Could be worse, he could eat dickwads... Maybe the source of the nickname...
SofaKingFast 0
Oh I see. Dickwad is a type of candy. I would like some dickwad please :p
lilxsexii 4
Welcome to the family, dickwad. (:
bankrupt 15
My parents didn't like my husband before we got married and they still bitch about him to me when he isn't around. He's a really great guy; super nice, well educated, good job, great husband and father. They don't like him because they were hoping I'd never get married and have children, thus leaving me alone and available to care for them in their golden years. Now I am married and have a child and I will not be available to move back in with them to give them round the clock nursing care and he is the one who wrecked it for them, so they keep trying to get me to dump him and move back in with them (where I can cook and clean for free, just like I did in the old days). Some parents will dislike anyone their kid chooses for reasons that have nothing to do with that person. My parents would have bitched about Prince William. It isn't about who my husband is, it's about them and their needs and me serving them at my own expense.
yuggi1 11
That pretty much sums it up.
houstontxmex 0
well I heard them talking about you at the grocery store...they called you a dickwad also.
Thanatos1206 0
Cool story, bro, tell me another.
meteor_stream 9
44, I'm at least glad that you got away from a pair of selfish, bitchy dickwads that unfortunately are your parents. Some people just have kids in order to grow personal slaves... oh the hypocrisy.
sarahbear430 0
Wow, I can't even imagine having parents like that :(
bankrupt 15
Yes 135, you hit it right on the head. I was essentially a house slave with eating privileges. I was born in the last breath of the age when sons were golden and daughters were chattel. I was very fortunate to earn a scholarship to a university I could otherwise never have gone to (can you imagine parents like mine paying for a girl to go to a good school?). That was the turning point for me because my parents couldn't pull the rug out from under me because they weren't paying and I was 18. I am 50 now and they are still mad that I went to a really good college and my brother, Prince Charming, did not (he scraped through a state school at age 28 after flunking out of five other schools, none of them as good as the one I graduated from). Weirdos.
damnalltheasshol 0
well I guess he is what he eats
dgiard 0
hahahahahahahhaha!
Alex_The_Human 2
don't listen too your family, unless you also think he's a dickwas
khristina_marie 0
I believe you mean "dickwad"