steph
France
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
No happiness for you
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Anonymous
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx
Singapore
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Down
United States
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
EpicOracle
Nigeria
Make your mind up!
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
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Jenny_Alles 0
For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.
Acesarcasm 0
I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.
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Jenny_Alles 0
For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.
fidrat04 0
slowly?!?!...get the **** out of there and fast buddy lol it aint worth the shit
3lended7wice 0
just went through this. we are pretty happy now. but only insofar as we are both completely full of shit. hey i like it.
akidnamedandy 0
OMG me to
djpreble 0
been their too!!!
pexy_fml 16
me too
Acesarcasm 0
I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.
samtamrox 0
some girl is doing this to my brother, only he is the boyfriend tell the guy, he would like to know.
zoltar415 0
Yeah man, I'm going through the same crap except the other dude "isn't her boyfriend." He just takes her out and she stays over there all the time. But it leaves her open to **** me when she wants to (which is a lot oddly enough) My little twist is that she happens to be my roommate. So this dude has been in my room, sat on my bed and tries to talk to me because he has no idea she's playing both of us. I almost feel bad for him because he spends so much money on her and we just get loaded and **** around. Almost. The lack of personal space complicates it to no end however. Still really like her even though she's certifiably nuts. FML.
voguegirl4 0
People like this are crazy, I am a girl and MY ex bf does this to me all the time. Believe me they have no good intentions.
jsmith1199 4
wow some girls are such *****.. and by some i mean a lot.. and by a lot i mean most
xMooMoox 0
Lol I sort of did this. But it was for way complicated reasons that I'm not going to tell the world lol
TBfml15 9
***** alert lol
meleecow 0
women are dumb
ih8_life 0
just cause some women do it, not all women all freaking dumb. some maybe smarter then you. no some ARE smarter than you. so shut up ._."