Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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Comments (221)
godofcyanide 8
They changed it again? It was sooo much easier when we just called them "******* crazy"... :D
yakturk43 0
that's an awesome excuse lol...sorry though op fyl
Jesuswasabi 0
your boyfriend is a legend in my book
redtigerlily 5
haha that is a legit excuse
DaDezza244 31
No it's not. There's no excuse for cheating, idiot
SexiLade22 0
Well I would be Bipolar also and my "other" personality would kick his ass and the "other" girlfriends ass.... Hey, You have an excuse and the problem is solved!
vanillathirteen 0
first of all OP, bipolar is when you have moods that swing like a drop of the hat... so beat the shit out of your (hopefully now) ex. the term for what he wanted was "multiple personalities" at least you are rid of the dumb*ss
wily_fml 0
haha that's not what bipolar is fyl op
kybabyy 4
^win
jgilez 0
SDB is schizo douche bag
pandamaddox 0
"see baby, I'm bi polar. I need one to greet and one to beat. EVERYBODY WINS!!!"
kybabyy 4
Haha. That's terrible
IRISHLASS60 1
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC !!!! SOOOOO CUTE !!!!