Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I'm a 34 year-old single woman on the dating apps. A guy suggested we try a swing dance lesson as our first date. I said yes. We had a good time both of us and we exchanged numbers. Later I got a text from him saying he had a connection with another match, but we should remain friends for another dance "date". Dude is 43. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
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Manna182 10
I must be old because I don't know what that means
FalloutScrolls 25
I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.
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FalloutScrolls 25
I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.
KyoshiroT 32
And the only time you dab a lot in bingo is if you are one number away from getting the bingo. then somebody else bingos before you and you're frustrated.
Manna182 10
I must be old because I don't know what that means
pantsmaster 6
Not alone on this one.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
@2 It's a dance move. "The dab is a dance move in which the dancer simultaneously drops the head while raising an arm and the elbow in a gesture that has been noted to resemble sneezing."
Zebediabolical 45
Dabs/shatter/wax are also terms for THC concentrate. I'm not sure which one would be worse, honestly.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
@8 I think the dance would be worse. He probably also called everything savage and talked about people getting roasted (assuming it was the dance, that is. "Dance" being used very loosely).
coming back in the future 30
That's pretty cringey dude
Lalala579121 28
I always thought it was something to do with drugs... But this is much, much worse.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
It's hard to keep up with american pop culture to understand all the FMLs when it gets THAT stupid. Yes, I had to watch a youtube video to fully understand...
ham_spam 17
He probably also said damn that's fire
ExtremeEncounter 32
damn that's lit*
InobodyI 11
Takin 27 dabs would definitely be worse ?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If he asks for another date, tell him that's why you aren't seeing him again. Hopefully the rumour will spread that it costs you girls and that will be the end of that silly trend.
ryand82 11
what is "dabbed'?
Whovian42_fml 14
It's a dance move, the person drops their head and puts it in the crook of their elbow, looks similar to a sneeze. Weird ass thing to be doing on a date..
drayloon 50
weird ass thing to be doing in any situation
MulticoloredSlug 18
That's amazing. ???
Lillysar91 20
Oh my god... You should have just left instead of enduring this!
tmj25789 23
I agree. That is just embarrassing. I give OP credit for sitting through that.
angbelles 5
I totally thought OP was talking about the weed dabs... like that's a lot for one date ?
MrSlothieSloth 6
So did i
Catdragon 40
Yabadabadoo?
pancakebunny 19
No
FellFrmSky 8
If u aren't on a dance floor, when would that even be appropriate? I mean, how is that worked into a conversation?
J352SAURUS 30
You'd be surprised. My sister's boyfriend does it all the time. He often uses it as a response when someone asks him a question he doesn't want to answer, or a semi-rhetorical question like "What on earth are you doing?!" He also says "breakfast!" a lot, and "savage". It's infecting my sister too. She wanted us all to dab in a family photo. It needs to stop!
DeMamp 15
i don't get it... why is it wrong to say breakfast?
J352SAURUS 30
It's not wrong to say "breakfast". It just gets annoying sometimes. Like, you'll ask him what movie he wants to watch or what he wants to eat and he'll reply "breakfast!" He gets it from that video with the Down Syndrome kids. "What's going on here? Breakfast!" It's the same with that "my name is Jeff", or the "twenty-one" thing. You'll ask him what the time is or how many biscuits he'd like and he'll reply "twenty-one". It's just senseless viral catch-phrases or activities that he latches on to and weaves into everyday life. It's mind-numbing at times.
DeMamp 15
Ah yes now I get it. Thanks for clearing that up.
J352SAURUS 30
Kein Problem :-)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Here's my theory on the origin of that retarded "dance": somebody had to sneeze and did too much with his arms to cover his sneeze, this person was around friends when it happened, and these friends started doing it in front of him to playfully make fun of him, and sooner or later, some hipster ************ sees these kids doing it and decided "this should be a dance". Other than that, I can't imagine you having the will to endure him doing that 27 times. If I were you, I would've left after he did the 5th.