Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML
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Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
Today, as I was taking care of my mom while my dad was at work, she fell asleep. This would be fine, except she has one of the worst cases of sleep apnea ever recorded. Her snores are so loud, they almost sound like gunshots. I can't leave her alone or block out the sound in case she stops breathing for too long. FML
Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Charlie Given 28
your mother probably has sleep apnea
BurnInDemonFire 39
She's not your mother. She's a demon conversing in her native language with the Dark Lord.
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Comments (9)
BurnInDemonFire 39
She's not your mother. She's a demon conversing in her native language with the Dark Lord.
Johnathan Glenn Moss 6
that is some mighty lung power she must have
Kurliez408 32
I can relate OP! My mom snores so bad, we can't share a room anymore on holidays.
MidnaLink 35
I’ve never thought that was even possible!
LadyRen 20
I feel you. My mom can snore through ear plugs.
alycion 39
My sister wanted to call the cops at people running motorcycles through our property one night. My dad was on a different floor on the other end of the house. We lived in the middle of the woods at the time. Glad he finally got his sleep study done. The tv can now usually be heard over him.
Charlie Given 28
your mother probably has sleep apnea
Nicolette Carpenter 5
I was gonna say the same
156496845646 5
Maybe sleep on the couch? Or get a hotel next time?