quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Khagen
Supportive
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Anonymous
River Falls, United States
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
freshflowerz
Williamsburg, United States
Cheesy.
Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Top comments
A07 48
You need to have a chat with your partner because you don't just wake up with herpes.
A07 48
What's the difference between Love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever.
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Comments (98)
bradoiler 15
well shit
blondemistress 7
Maybe you should keep your legs closed. Less STI's
shepp626 11
Oh **** off. For all we know OP is married or something. Who said she was the one getting around?
jessi_sunshine 26
Well, on the bright side, at least you don't have a yeast infection.
AvadaKedavraHP 8
should have used protection and asked your last partner about if they had an infection or not.
Rainbow_Princess 16
Condoms do not protect you from herpes.
mergeterge 24
Sometimes people don't know they carry it cause they never show symptoms...
soulcrusher11 16
#happycanadaday
ally8 21
Well YDI for not protecting yourself... But yes that also sucks
lovelockdown23 23
you can still get it even if the person is wearing a condom. get your facts straight.
mr_sarcastic416 29
Happy Canada Day
saffy66 34
You may only ever have one outbreak but of course the virus will always be with you. Avoid foods containing arginine, and take lysine supplements. Argentine exacerbates herpes infections, but lysine counteracts it. Chocolate, oranges, nuts - go easy on all these. And no, I don't have herpes.
hushhh 4
Don't feel bad, because according to projectaccept.org, Around 75% of Americans carry HSV 1 or HSV 2 somewhere on their body.
thachiliandude 6
What if he/she doesn't know what partner.