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sex deprived 16 June 2013, 05:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML

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catfan 30 October 2013, 05:48 Wildomar, United States

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

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Anonymous 12 January 2014, 06:38 Boondall, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

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