Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, I was setting up my keyboard when the stand came loose. The keyboard started to fall, so I tried to save it, held it up in the air, and ended up falling off the stool onto the floor. I’ll feel that tomorrow, but at least the keyboard survived. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
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Warp1978 15
Time to get petty and change the WiFi password on a regular basis for the next year. That'll drive her nuts.
tounces7 28
If you're an adult, you take her to court to pay for them. And move as far away from her as possible and never talk to her again.
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Comments (6)
coius 23
And that’s when you destroy whatever device she uses on a regular basis, whether it’s a smartphone, or a toaster/microwave that is meant to make her life easier.
Warp1978 15
Time to get petty and change the WiFi password on a regular basis for the next year. That'll drive her nuts.
FluffyMcFluffs 1
Question is what did or didn't you do.
Huldan MeGroyn 13
As an adult, regardless of the crime, how is it appropriate to Hulk out and start smashing out of spite?
FluffyMcFluffs 1
Agreed it is not appropriate. However if op is an adult that is doing nothing but playing games while Mom works without op even looking for work I could understand frustration. Especially if it was discussed before over and over. Also if op broke something of hers in anger who is to say that didn't happen either. Which was the reason for asking what op did or didn't do.
tounces7 28
If you're an adult, you take her to court to pay for them. And move as far away from her as possible and never talk to her again.
Janie Pouliot 8
Move the **** out if you can
Baka Loli 10
Ask to borrow something then smash it on the ground in front of her. Tell her the way she feels right now is EXACTLY how you felt. Ask her why she had to break YOUR things, and tell her now she now if she wants to act like a child, to break her own things.