FreeDrawn

Mr Sydney, Australia 38 years-old Single

Waffle This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Sorry, son

Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML

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Anonymous 9 November 2011, 04:11 United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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shootme 13 November 2011, 22:46 Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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