Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
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Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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Top comments
sandinthewaves 5
How do you not notice that?
ElhonnaDS 10
Well she proved her point- you clearly aren't paying attention.
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Comments (229)
inapickle101 6
wow i guess she proved her point.
C0N71NG3NCY 6
You were well and truly owned. I hope you got off your high-horse.
naughtylez82 4
Uh how do you not notice this? Wow just wow
etchsanity1 11
Your kid is a genius argument won ydi
outoftown 27
If you can't learn quickly from this lesson, try family counseling. The school counselor will be glad to refer you, after this incident. Even if you don't give a shit about your daughter, do it for your own self-respect.
nismo_r2 5
You should be locked up
NigerianMedicine 11
I think she just won.
theeblondie 0
She proved her point. But I did something to prove to my mom thy she didn't pay attention to me, after that she was always watching me. Be a better mother because one day we will grow up and have kids of our own and if you didn't pay attention Tobias as kids why should we let you watch our kids?!
ellytoad 13
I've got to know what you did!
CrAzYcHiC13 1
Maybe now you'll pay attention
doglover100 29
She proved her point.