Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
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Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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sandinthewaves 5
How do you not notice that?
ElhonnaDS 10
Well she proved her point- you clearly aren't paying attention.
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Comments (229)
Neligee 9
Oh god that's so discussing ! Make him buy you a new bottle !
sorrowsangel89 1
What?
Neligee 9
Point well taken :)
shaniquaaa 8
You clearly lost that fight.
RosenT1990 9
Obviously you need to start paying more attention to your child, and thank your lucky stars if you aren't reported to CPS by the end of the week. Then again, maybe it would be better for her to be placed with someone who will actually...pay attention to her.
Kimitte 1
Right, as stated in the FML, it's been several weeks OP's daughter has been wearing the same shirt. Now tell me, how do you not notice that? Does OP even look at her child in the morning before she leaves to school?
Kimitte 1
Well shit, maybe you should open your eyes and pay attention to your own daughter. I wonder what you do pay attention to if you can't even notice that your own child has been wearing the same shirt over and over. Oh, and the fact you had an argument over wether you pay attention to your child, YDI.
spicedream 8
you are a sorry excuse for a parent.
razbery_nerd 4
You totally deserve it!! Pay attention! Your daughter was right! You could learn a thing or two from her!
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
YDI for not noticing FYL for having a stupid daughter that didn't care enough about her own image to at least wash it (assuming she didn't)
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I wouldn't necessarily say OP's daughter is stupid. Sure, it would be kind of gross if she didn't wash the shirt, but it was important to convince her mother that she was neglected.
mowmowlife 21
FYL? You proved her point. I'm not sure how that makes your life suck. You even raised her
lurkskywalker 3
Shame on you, YDI and your kid certainly does not.