Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML
Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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sandinthewaves 5
How do you not notice that?
ElhonnaDS 10
Well she proved her point- you clearly aren't paying attention.
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Comments (229)
Monday_funday 25
Guess she was right
PrinceOfBritain 20
I'm pretty sure I saw an FML like this from the daughter's perspective
ArcheryArtist 20
I hate shitty parents like you. Its sad when a teacher, who sees her a couple hours, along with almost 100 other kids to pay attention to, noticed one of her many students was wearing the same shirt for a long time. Nothing should be more important than your child, and yet you neglect her so much you had no idea she was wearing the same shirt for so long.
Host2phats 21
ive been told my original idea ? was wrong... What exactly does OP stand for?
marryspencerreid 22
I was trying to work out how she didn't wear the same shirt to school everyday but then I remembered. None of you wear uniforms to school
lilo07_fml 7
Gosh that seems really inattentive and I think your daughter is a genius and has had to confront herself each morning putting on the same shirt knowing you won't notice and hoping you would. How sad for you both.
J352SAURUS 30
Props to the teacher for being observant and caring. You suck, OP. I'm not sure there are many legit reasons to excuse your behaviour.
bethrose94 12
I think your daughter also gets on here cause I read an fml about a girl who wore a shirt for a week and her parents didnt notice