Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Thisdeadhorse 0
you have a very intelligent husband
Jerzyginger74 0
Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.
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imright24 0
You tried to start something and he finished it. Good for him. YDI.
thechanman 0
that's not that bad get over it stupid
TinyDude 10
At least he gave u am honest yet unhurting answer ;D
myshoe 0
nice nazi bracelet
TinyDude 10
Lols it was juz a random gift from my friends
StitchedBear 0
that's what you get for being the typical paranoid housewife
thewife5 19
that's a rude statement. I know a ton of housewives that aren't paranoid.. put a sock in it
yzBabe 0
very true. what kind of "joke" is that? not even close to funny
yourmurderscenex 13
mmm im a housewife and i am not paranoid what so ever. i know my husband will NEVER cheat on me.
FLCL4711Fox 0
110. it was a joke that you took too seriously... that's what kind of joke it was. and those jokes are the worst kind
Volvex 2
My compliments to your husband.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
OP, don't ask questions when you don't want to hear the answer. Why would you do that? What if he said he did cheat on you? Are you going to break years of been together because of one night? :(
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's an entirely valid reason, IMO.
Lawlipop 3
Uhh. Yes? And just because he might have admitted to cheating... doesn't mean it would only have been once. Besides, he shouldn't have committed to a marriage if he couldn't actually stay with just one woman. As for the validity of her question itself... what's wrong with asking? Not liking the answer DOES NOT make the question stupid, not when it's something like this. I mean, if she asked him if he liked **** and got all huffy when he gave the likely response, that would be different.
sherivengeance 3
whaaaaattt!!!! hahahhaa that shit can't be real
Stumblebum30 5
Why would you 'jokingly' even ask such a question?
reddwarf_fml 0
...... if u don't want to know the answer, don't ask!
penguin7 0
um that sounds insane. your husband is creepy. actually the husband in the movie Enough, with jlo.... yea... he says almost the same exact thing to her. and then obviously beat her. great guy (eyeroll)
sccrismyantidrg 4
I was thinking the exact same thing. He's creepy!