Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Thisdeadhorse 0
you have a very intelligent husband
Jerzyginger74 0
Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.
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Comments (108)
xeraster 0
sounds like a pretty clever bastard:D
MissPo3s 0
So now it's up to you, OP.
yourmurderscenex 13
YDI. what do you mean jokingly? i hate it when women do that shit. you know you wanted to know, so grow a pair and actually ask and stop trying to be "cute" with it.
DanielleSaysHell 0
I don't see how this is an fml.
mrmaks18 7
that's clearly a deflection
Squttnbear 0
there is no such thing as jokingly asking that question. even if you convnve yourself that you are asking as a joke, you are really asking for an answer. searching for that moment in time where he says something incredibly sweet to you, or admits something devastating. its a search for drama. something to end the normal everyday routine.
leebee96 0
Aww he was being sincere, deff not an FML
dumbfunk29 0
if he loved u so much he wouldnt cheat. that should have been his answer!
jacobburnmysac 0
how's this an FML?
Newenglandneisha 0
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