Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Thisdeadhorse 0
you have a very intelligent husband
Jerzyginger74 0
Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.
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Comments (108)
nerdsgetmehot 23
OP's username cracked me up.
perdix 31
I often tell my wife that if she ever has an affair, I never want her to tell me and I don't want to find out. Every time I got to come home early from work, I'd call ahead and say, "Time to clear out your boyfriend." Of course, I'll never admit to anything I might do. ;) That's only fair, right?
yourmurderscenex 13
yeah thats a honest and healthy relationship ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
an honest*
Tempuser117 2
You were right the first time...
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
at least he said he loves you :)
mfelax9556 8
at least hes honest :]
InCrediFuqAmaZin 0
was he holding a twix bar? Husband Win ^_^
TW33K92 2
He was probably joking with you, as you were with him.
gabbiechaoss 5
Sounds like he was trying to be sweet, YDI for asking.
shwa1234 0
creepyyy
stevenmx86 8
Why do women say they ask this jokingly? It is completely dumb...
yourmurderscenex 13
i agree
JojoMan 0
wtf?