Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML
Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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Thisdeadhorse 0
you have a very intelligent husband
Jerzyginger74 0
Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.
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Comments (108)
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
I'd rather know. See my boyfriend-- I'd lose my trust in him but I'd forgive him because I love him.I'd hate him but still love him. But if he lied to me and hid it and I found out I could never forgive that
SanaSazi 32
Unless I don't get it, that's not an FML...
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's a rather ambiguous answer. I think he just might have with such a clever and well thought out response to the question.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Your husband deserves a medal
lucyrebeccaxx 9
There might be something hidden
technochik3 12
I think its time for a new husband.
Hazamachi 12
The teacher had every right to take the phone. You definitely deserved it for texting in class, and not only that but texting someone who was going to send **** picks... what kind of school kid are you? And to those saying looking through stuff is an invasion of privacy; 1. with most smart phones the text message shows up on the lock screen, so they would have seen it then 2. it would be just like a teacher reading a note out in class that was being passed around If you don't want them to look then don't be an idiot
jazopalchris 14
I think that's kind of sweet lol :)
Jacklehunter 10
That's actually pretty sweet
KaterinaPatrova 10
my boyfriend said the same thing to me.