Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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shaytards_fml 9
a guy sent me a pic once, I couldn't open it, so I gave to my father. it was a penis too...
blackonblight 33
Because "no" is met with "why not?" "Don't be a bitch" "just give me a chance" "******* **** I bet you gave it out to very one else you just don't want to admit you're a *****" "frigid bitch I was tryina be nice see what that gets me?" And so on and so forth?
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Comments (116)
middlenamefrank 8
Is it really impossible to just say, "No, sorry" instead?
marcranger 29
Read the rest of the comments. If that's too draining on your overworked brain cell, I'll summarize the answer to your question: Yes, all too frequently.
Robert1989 9
wow someone is nuts to do that.
worldclassrager 41
In a way i had the same happen...my number and my mothers were close to the same...luckily it was not a pic just a hello...
Cedrina 11
did you all forget she's drunk?
jdwmoore 5
Your terrible person ydi
fivetimeslonger 24
Next time if you realize you gave them someone else's number while they're still there, play dumb and say "oh shit. that's my old phone number. So glad I caught my mistake. The new one it's ..." Or just not give any numbers to guys you aren't interested in. That works to. ;)
SuperMew 22
You really don't seem to grasp what is going on in this FML at all.
limabeans101029 21
Some people don't take no for an answer.
earthrise56 1
you're such a bitch. I call people like you life wasters. instead of just saying no you got to jimmy jack guys around. really you might as well be masturbating in public. you deserve it. turn your life around. It's like you are just fingering yourself while we ask important questions why for the love why why why why ??????
aire101 16
I'm starting to suspect #42 was one of those persistent douche bags who has had a few fake numbers given to him.