Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML
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Shadow_vamp_503 2
Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...
forgettingsunday 0
40- thats not even relevant.... and thats potter puppet pals, not chamber of secrets.
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Comments (41)
illy88 0
damn thts a bust..as long as ur gf loves u..lol
acenima 0
Pics or it didn't happen
TenebrificTurtle 0
Did she rub it for good luck?
idrivefast 0
You're from NS eh. I hope I go to school with you so I can see your battle wound.
polico_wolf 0
This isnt related but... I must find whoever wrote "Today, i was sitting on the counter with my two friends. One of them threw a fry at me and I thought it was a bicycle. I fell back and died. FML" TELL ME WHO YOU ARE SO WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS
blo0_starZz 0
LOLOLOL! :DD i wanna b ur bffs D': psht, my life smells lyk PIE! in ur F A C E S >:D
redbluegreen 41
Mmm. Hot!
semisanity 0
And you seriously didn't think to put your head IN the water to extinguish the flames? YDI for being stupid
Moonstarmist 0
You do know that hair burns pretty fast, right?
semisanity 0
Never really checked, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take that long to dunk your head in the bathtub after you find out your hair is on fire.
jollyjam1 2
Back to the minor leagues with you boy. Amateur.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"I fell into a burning ring of fire. I fell down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns..."
iGreen_Day 0
The ring of fire, the ring of fire :) oeyyy! OP hasn't specified their gender, so I'm assuming your're a guy here. Shave your head. If you're a butch lesbian, shave your head.
perdix 31
You should go downtown and ask the local merchants if they want to buy the ad space on the back of your head. You probably can get some good money because people will be staring at your hole all day long. Might as well use it to generate some ad revenue.