Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
Definitely not the pussy he wanted to see.
Clevelandians 17
Maybe it turned him on... I'm not are we went far enough into the story for this to be an FML. Unless you had poop stains. FYL if you had poop stains.
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Comments (96)
poppunkette 22
Perhaps a clothes hamper is best op instead of leaving your dirty clothes on the floor. But wow is your cat part dog as I thought dogs stole dirty laundry
nitrog100 21
Unless something unholy happened to those panties, your crush shouldn't have cared at all. My last girlfriend was a real messy Bessy, and I would have loved her either way.
pacorico 4
Maybe the cat wanted him to take your panties? maybe the cat approves for some action?
helloneal 5
As most people said, it's really not a big deal. Maybe it will even help out. The only way this would be an FML is if your panties were dirty enough for him to see (or smell?). If that's the case, then YDI for leaving that shit laying around.
Paras_800 27
Hey it could have been much worse. I mean when I started reading it I was expecting something really bad but I mean it's not like he left because of that. Unless the underwear smelled super bad....
amileah13 26
At least it wasn't a ***** your cat carried out.
SauceySarah 30
What happened after? How did the guy react?
p36288 17
Don't worry, He must not know it's dirty
RedPillSucks 33
pussy trying to set the mood?
Bruno501 8
What if he was i to that for some strange reason? You should probably take everything else off to make up for it if he was grossed out though ;)