Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
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Comments (170)
annihil8or 15
Ya thats stupid to do because a lotta people study spanish in school.
tracyle 2
It is so rude when people do that. I'm glad your girlfriend understood and I hope she busted her too. Your mom needs to learn some manners
sweetiepie2378 0
oohhhh sorry!! maybe next time tell your mom a little bit about her first?
sweetmama88 6
OMG I must wonder what your girlfriend must have thought .
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
What did tu madre say? Muy Malo, si?
GoldenGrizzly 7
I thought my mom was bad... I hope you defended your Gf and told your mother that behavior is not acceptable. Why do mother's always insist on insulting the people their children are with? Your mother had no right to do that. Unless your girlfriend is a horrible, backstabbing bitch who has cheated on you and slandered the family name... even then your mother should bring those concerns to you at a time when you two are alone together, not when she first meets a girl she probably knows nothing about.
linkinpark98 24
Ella debería haber sido más respetuosa. Parece que mamá no le gusta a su nuevo amigo. Lol
havocmike 3
I don't see a problem. Most Spanish teachers have only a very basic grasp of the language
disbekable 7
That's ok. My mother in law made it clear in plain English right in front of me, to her son aka my boyfriend of two years that (in the least words) she doesn't like me anymore, and the chick he brought home the other week was more "now" quality
gracehi 33
It's stupid how Spanish speakers in the US think they can just say whatever they want and no one will understand them. HOLA STUPIDO! Spanish is the second most commonly spoken language in the States, and a growing number of caucasians speak it fluently or near-fluently as a second language.