Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
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Comments (170)
lifesucks283 1
your mother is a puta.
hello_therrrreee 5
hijole chingada!
br0ccoli 15
Moms before hoes
dominic1221 6
I was gonna say "inb4 google translated comments" but it looks like I'm way too late.
vampiresam9097 5
Hella chaffa
Meowingtons500 18
Tu madre es una estupida OP.
coffee_man900 16
So, what did she say? Details are important. If she said, "Her hair is messy," that's one thing. If she said, "She looks like a Tramp," now that would be bad. Partial stories are deceiving. :)
l0v3p4in 7
True, but the OP's wording of 'very nasty comment' usually conveys a meaning much worse than "Her hair is messy."
phatdaddy62 23
Tu mama esta una puta!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Es* not esta.
abbyabb 4
^spanish speaking grammar police
sovetskiy 8
Mama means boob. Accents are everything.
baileygirl88 8
No bueno
baileygirl88 8
Disregard...someone beat me to it up top
ScarlieC 25
That sucks! I hope she apologized after finding out your girl speaks Spanish (if she found out). But... She's still your mother. And will be until the day she dies. Will your girlfriend be with you for the next 20, 30 or 40 years?
Isoldael 27
If you're in a relationship you don't intend to last, you shouldn't be in it at all in my opinion.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Not if someone offs her for being a bitch. Just because the person is your mother does not mean they have the right to sabotage your love life. After 18 the parents have no say in who you date and what you do. The mother had no right to say what she said and justifying it through "she is your mother" does nothing. He is her son, he will be there to take care of her through the hard time (or so they say) and she should want him to be happy. See, it goes both ways? She was in the wrong, don't try to justify it. She had no excuse to be rude.