Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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THEKAISER 4
Es un exito!!!
Meowingtons500 18
Omigod hahahahaha! My Spanish source is a 4 foot tall Colombian, she's not very reliable. XD
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Comments (170)
linkinpark98 24
¿QUE? 0:
afropuffjake 9
I think that merits the whole family approval.
LennyComa 39
Wow...your mother sounds lovely.
lrgenesis 19
Tu madre es una horrible perrita!
FrankHotpants 31
Mama: Ay hijo, I de donde traiste esta mujer toda fea I flaca...OP: sabes que habla español?...Mama: ay! FML
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Not FML, but rather CMV! (chinga mi vida) Also, you don't use "I", it's "y".
Chilombian 0
If we assume they are Mexican, yes. If not, NO.
Chilombian 0
That was for #60. Not every Spanish speaker speaks Mexixan Spanish, you know!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
You assume I'm Mexican... Not every Spanish speaker is Mexican, you know! I'm Salvadoran. c:
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
I'm sorry OP, that bites! In middle school I had a friend that spoke Spanish and she was talking about me and though I don't know much of the language, it was pretty clear she was telling him I was a lesbian:P I confronted her about it then and there and we both had a laugh:) I hope your girlfriend doesn't hold it against you, and good luck with your relationship:D
fuzz97 23
No one cares
braheem 5
unlucky!
ladyLALAA 29
If I were OP's girlfriend I'd pretend not to know and see what else she says. Then one day speak straight back to her in Spanish!
reenkaur 7
moms always say mean shit about their childrens' bf/gf!! lol. they cant cope up with the fact that their child has grown up enough to have a gf!!! dont take it to heart!!
xattitudegurlx 13
Its George lopez's mom
SarcasticUnicorn 9
She wouldn't give a crap who George goes out with though.