Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
My2864 1
yeh cats always know when there about to die and then want to be with someone they love... tobad yours didnt found anyone
Retillias 0
Cats live alone, they die alone. Its not a problem OP. Everything dies. Maybe get a dog instead
rety1 13
I hate cats!!!!!
wednesdeyy 5
ROFL. Aha, OP you're a bitch.
_GODZILLA_ 0
Wow. Just wow.
hawtstuff92 0
that's awful!!! YOU deserved it, the poor cat didn't. im not even gonna answer this, but don't expect anyone to be sympathetic to you. jerk :P
domertyuiop 0
even though this is a horrible fml. OP could have ignored the cat to teach not to cry when wanting attention..? like of course its terrible, and I'd never cold shoulder an animal, but maybe there was more to it.. but still why would you even post this as an fml..? :/
Rainbow_dumpster 28
OMG! OP, You just proved to the WWW that you are the cruelest cat owner in the world. You were selfish and dumb enough to push away your dying cat for him to suffer his last excruciating hours on earth to get you to pet him or at least scratch his ears as a final goodbye. Don't expect everyone who reads this to feel sorry for you just because you refused to take 3 minutes off of your busy schedule (or at least your Break time) to give your cat the love and care he needed. I hope you're proud of yourself, OP. People like you are a waste of flesh, blood and life.
sjmckay7 0
that made me cry. :'(
schoolsuck 8
you could have saved him he said goodbyeyou diddent bitch