Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
ViviMage 40
Learn to read your pets! Mine had a bone abscess, and him not play bowing and rolling over when I walked in was odd for him! I noticed his foot by his not usual reaction.
thatonlyonee 1
that is horrible
cannonman1863 17
If there had been something wrong with the cat, you would've known. I had a cat for 16 years or so and it became very obvious when he became ill. We took him to the vet one day to get him checked out and were told he could either be kept living a very unpleasant life or we could put him to sleep. I got up early the next day before having to go to work to be with him in his final moments. As hard as it was, I was able to pet him and show him some love before putting him to sleep. Trust me, it's a very difficult thing to experience and maybe having the cat not die before your eyes would be easier.
hynriech_lord 8
You sir are an ass. Why would you push him away like. Is it to much for you too take five minutes and pet him?
zzz1 7
Ur an asshole
samij20 6
So sad :'(
psychedelicstar 5
it died of a broken heart
Schala360 27
Idiot
fantasyworld 39
This is sad.
danm_1 28
All the cat wanted to do was say goodbye :'(