Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML
alyssuhh526 tells us more.
I appreciate you guy's concerns, but really I am fine. I do live with a foster family and they are the sweetest. I'm not in danger or anything of that nature. They give me clean clothes and a comfy bed to sleep in, and three meals a day. I turn 16 in a few weeks so I'll be getting a job at a local grocery. And no they are not "rednecks," they are just great Mid Westerners. It was nothing worth getting anyone in trouble about. Again, thanks guys!
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Top comments
popaacxx 10
It's funny how OP replies saying how everything is fine and dandy, but their original post made the people s/he was living with seem like bad people. Someone who rather spend money alcohol instead of necessities for the house does not seem pretty 'good' to me.
xlord 27
Maybe if you drink enough beer the paper towels will look like toilet paper?
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604 11
Good luck with that!
then000bster 16
Just drink enough beer and you will see cartoon bears dancing round joyfully wiping themselves with soft toilet paper.
DooleyFTW 17
Good luck with future first comment opportunities, maybe you'll be able to think of something slightly original.
AculyAmber 12
Op should just hide the paper towels, then they'll see what top priority is!
Tiffosaurus 12
Yes! Their top priority is buying more paper towels!
SlapAndTickle 20
I don't know about you guys but a beer diet would give me diarrhea from hell. Plus paper towels and no toilet paper?? Just wait until "Burning ring of fire" becomes their new personal theme song for a few days, they'll gladly run out and get some toilet paper.
ash1818 4
@8 OP said beer not acid.
xlord 27
Maybe if you drink enough beer the paper towels will look like toilet paper?
happylappy 21
Or you could buy cloths instead of using disposable paper towel.
iLike2Teabag 27
You mean keep reusing the cloths? D:
jsp16 24
Christ, what's wrong with some people
fymother 13
**** yeah Texas! USA! USA! USA!
SuperDanielNL 23
Beer is liquid bread. The most important human need.
Horsempeg 25
yeah, welcome to America!
olpally 33
Well, make the best of it? Start drinking :D haha. But seriously, the **** is wrong with these people? Good luck op.
AngrySailor 17
I'm all for the drinking part of your plan, but I assume as they have forgone the necessities, they probably couldn't afford enough beer to make it worthwhile?
jmad109 3
I like the way your family thinks
hawkislayer 2
At least they got their priorities straight, got to have what is most important in life!
dstamm2 10
You deserve that beer
naxeeb 33
Oh dear God! Good luck with that OP! Hope they come to their senses soon :(
mete_orito 34
With all that beer in their systems, I doubt it.
baseballdude1283 18
Because the beer will make you forget about all that stuff
KinkyCurly 13
You can live off beer
\ 28
and develop severe brain damage
Wowxoxo 17
Use the beer bottle labels to wipe your ass
Wowxoxo 17
I know the FML said to use paper towels but OP, maybe you should spice up your life :)
PenguinBitch 44
@14..... Livin' like Larry OP, living like Larry.