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Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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therealsuperman 0

I usually just use a gun...

brootalxkeni 0

asshole!

lemonypower 6

Not really, I have been hit by deer and they have never apologized. Plus a deer will run out in front of your car with no warning, Not that another animal will give you one ............. ..... Just sayin'

sourgirl101 29

If you accidentally hit a deer with your car, are you allowed to take it's body and make Bambi burgers? Those things are delicious!(:

allplayedout 20

I actually think you can. didn't this happen in one of the Shiloh books?

grandpaearthling 2

in Alaska you are not allowed to harvest the moose. the troopers or local police call people on a volunteer list. these people cut and clean the remains. the meat is then given to shelters or even the encarcerated to feast upon. unless you are in a remote area and hit it with a snow machine (which may just piss off the moose)

Shutuptroll 0

Deer and moose are two different animals.

DougK76 11

It depends on the state. Most southern states allow it, some only if it's the appropriate hunting season.

morgan020 0

in Texas you can't. I'm sure if you're in bfe and you don't tell anyone you might be able to get away with it but even then transporting a deer with out the proper tags can land you with HUGE fines if you get caught. and who wants to waste a tag on something you hit with your car the meat gets all messed up from the impact and unless it's a monster buck it's not really worth the trouble.

xStarKillerx 4

I hope you weren't driving in the reindeer.

oliver86 8

<insert deer related pun>

mooshymuffin 4

I reccomend driving on the road from now on...

Bagel09 11

you idiot, clearly you have never drove in those areas.

IHeartJimi02 0

drove or driven?

Hunter148Cassie 0

Drove is past tense, sweetie and I'm 14....

dbt88 15

124 - ... I don't get where you are going here. Yes, "drove" is past tense; however, the statement should have used the word "driven," not "drove," because it is in the present perfect (have...driven), NOT the past tense. That is what #93 was referring to. And since we are apparently stating our ages, for the record, I am 21(?)

IHeartJimi02 0

sweetie? I am 23 so don't call me sweetie. Thank you 29

IHeartJimi02 0

129*

Radek18 0

someone is going to get run over by a deer next christmas...

sourgirl101 29

There's no such thing as Santa.

Zmeilerr 22

^THERE ISN'T????!!!!!!!!

UpsidedownKayak 9

WHAT!? There's no Santa? *sniffles* but... but... Who keeps bringing me *sniffles* coal every year? YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU! *runs away sobbing*

sourgirl101 29

What? no one said "As for me and grandpa, we believe". 33's comment reminded me of that "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" song. Santa is real. I get coal too. Boo-hoo.

silver86_fml 2

I remember a story in the news about a deer ranch owner being impaled by one of his reindeer while he was dressed as Santa. It was mating season and "santa" was too close to the doe.

percawesome 0

Ack! You know I was at the zoo once and I was told that only female reindeer have antlers for the winter. So unless Rudolph had very new-wave parents... They had children plug their ears for this explanation haha

wtffitsbecca 5

hah, who has thee badd luck.. you erh thee deer? i'd say thee deer. ydi.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Dude. Deer WRECK your car if you hit them. But then again 2 deer are dead.... So both OP and the deer community now have -2 points.

grandpaearthling 2

quit driving around in expensive meat tenderizers. drive a truck big enough that the deer bounce off. up here we hit moose. they're big enough to mess up anything smaller than an eighteen wheeler

ur_life_fails 0

down in Australia, we hit kangaroos. They don't just waltz out in front of your car, they jump and hit the f*cking windscreen! Not to mention emus...7 foot tall feather dusters with suicidal tendencies.

grandpaearthling 2

yeah that's the problem with the moose. they are huge. so when a car hits them it takes out the legs and then you have often over a thousand pounds flying through your windshield