Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
dreams2383
Saint Paul, United States
It's all too much
Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
At least…
Today, I was driving home from another long night shift at work. I live from paycheck to paycheck thanks to the current economy and can barely afford rent. To keep myself positive, I thought, "At least my car is paid off." A deer ran out in front of me and totaled my car. FML
alucas3
United States
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
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keegs666 0
Oh deer!
DA14573 6
You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP
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Comments (189)
giantsfan2010 23
That's not how driving works. You dont have control over deer. You never know if it's going to walk out into the middle of the road or not. Deer are stupid animals. This is very common.
Doyle911 0
funny, you can go to Walmart and for $1.99 there are little pieces of plastic you an pit on the front of your vehicle. as the air passes through it emits a whistling sound that wildlife don't like to keep them away from the road or running out inform of you.
roachymart 0
Yea... they don't work. I had a car with them on it and the deer just ran into it instead of away. Deer are either one of the dumbest animals in the forest, or suicidal
allplayedout 20
at night those ******* are terrifying. you'll be driving down a wooded road, everything seemingly fine, and they just leap in front of you like they're going into the light. which they kind of are, in consideration.
Alexxcunningham 0
I'm sorry deer loll
aimdya 5
You totally ******* deserve it for hitting two deer, freaking dip
Blacksmokehick 0
are you a dude or a chick?both?neither?!
whackymoney 0
f the deers' lifes.
poetry85 0
pay attention to the road next time
fmlreader2010 0
Time for a bus pass.
firemaker1211 5
Nice driving......... next time use the bigger pedal next to the gas and push on it
morgan020 0
yes because locking up your brakes and possibly skidding off the road or into another car is safer than just hitting the darn deer. I swear city folks have no room to talk about what to do when about to hit an animal.
isneezeglitter 0
Where do you live? xD
alicec123 0
YDI. not the deers' fault
parte_perdiz 0
ya right. you have obviously never hit a deer.