Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.
Wizardo 34
Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.
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Comments (140)
jamnglamgirlie 17
What the **** is wrong with him?
peachfuzz74 8
Fake men will always talk shit about their woman to their friends or other women they are after.
djinnyf 12
What i'm thinking is : why??!!
chezgigi 7
He is trying to look 'manly' in front of his friend. It would have looked more manly to 1) not talk about any woman that way; and 2) if he had to talk this way, it would have made him look better if you were hard-to-get, but gave it up 'just for him'.
Mightytall 35
Maybe he is secretly asking for a swift kick in the crown jewels...
maninpurple 3
I think he would not have married you if he thought that way about you. So maybe, just maybe, he did not mean it a bad way. Maybe he was trying to make his friend envy him by saying you put out easily. Sometimes guys love to brag about their girl when they are talking to their friends. It is cool when your wife or girlfriend is slutty with you (just you of course).
skyeyez9 25
Was he bragging? I don't understand even if he was bragging why he would say such a mean thing about his wife? Its like "yeah, she was a nasty ***** when I met her, but I finally made an honest woman outta that ho." Like....is he thinking his friend would be so proud? You need to confront him about it.
Psychicgirl17 18
You know guys talk a lot of crap when they talk to their buddies.
gaganinia 14
what if he wasnt talking about you? :o
noelasis94 18
Must have been news to him.