Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Top comments
Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Comments (128)
ILoveJace01 0
Dmup the jerk!
allmidnighteyes 11
Meh, Mustangs still use live rear axles. Fail. Brake fluid, meet shiny yellow paint job.
aback 5
Should have had a talk with her. You both could have pranked his ass bad.
kennythedude 3
Well first, you have to remember that there are other people in this world named John, who could also coincidentally have a yellow Mustang. I mean, what's not to like about Mustangs, they rock. And yellow is a cool color for a car.
Twinklestar 0
In the world, yes there's probably a few people with that name and car, yes. But working in the same supermarket? I doubt it, and even if there was, it would probably be comment-worthy enough that the OP would be aware there was another John with the same car working with her bf and this wouldn't be an FML.
plexico 4
Yellow is a very rare car color. It was obvious they were talking about the same guy. Maybe he bagged groceries with such creativity that he needed many girlfriends. I'll bet he put the bread under the frozen turkey. ;)
triplethreat13 0
that's the worst way to find out about something; hearing it from someone who has no idea.
protooler31 0
hmmm, perhaps she's jealous and she made it up and wanted you to hear it so you'd break up with him...
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for living in USA, let alone nebraska.
zesunflower 0
ydi for dating a guy who drives a yellow mustang
uberkrissy 0
YDI for living in nebraska. who does that
person1000003 0
Dump him...