Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Comments (128)
Forremmy 0
oh snap
Twidragon1000 0
You know cheaters are the worst thing ever. I mean right now it would be impossible to get someone to like me enough to be my Girl friend, so I would take what I would get, but sadly every one wants to have have 5 different girl friends and think everyone is happy. It sucks because Cheaters never learn, and the cheaters will still get one girl in the end. But I hope you leave him, but do it when hes "away" Thats what I would do, dump the guy(well girl for me :-P) right in front of the person hes cheated you on. Or hopefully the girl is stupid and thinks if one guy talks to him, hes her new BF.
CheshireHalli 19
"Or hopefully the girl is stupid and thinks if one guy talks to him, hes her new BF." Oh God!!! I hate girls like this. One thinks that my boyfriend/fiancee proposed to her because he said hello once. @_@ OP: Hopefully she is crazy like that... But, if that's the case, keep your gaurd up. They might like to attack the girlfriend, or turn COMPLETELY psycho on you...
lo1337a 1
@53, well, even YOU don't know if he's your boyfriend or your fiancé (which is the correct spelling for a male, by the way). Did you get that idea when he said hi to you one day? Have you ever had a conversation with him? Are YOU the crazy girl & you're projecting for attention?
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ahaha probably the same girl! -.-'
giganticbrain 0
Shit that sucks. Too bad I don't feel sympathetic for you.
plexico 4
John, the bagboy, drives a yellow Mustang and at least two girls! If you are screwing him in the back seat and laying in a puddle of warm mayo, it ain't from the grocery store! ;)
XOfiestypixie 0
Plexico wins again. =)
Stupid_Jacob17 0
Hahah okay now you make my life.
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just dont hurt his pretty mustang!!!!!!!!! [i love mustangs :)] maybe the friends recognized you and just wanted you to overhear them and freak out to be funny.
kingston52 0
ain't no such thing as a NICE yellow mustang
hismindkills 0
Shut it down. Dealbreaker.
jem1991 0
could be a coincidence.
drreducto 0
My name is Jon, I drive a charcoal gray mustang and work at a grocery store. Nice
Sun_Kissed18 25
What is it with guys named john, mustangs and grocery stores? I know another guy like that haha
theta_fml 0
YDI for having shitty taste in guys.
iloveblackshirt6 0
Dude, theres probably tons of people named John that work at grocery stores with pretty yellow mustangs. Three words...GET...OVER...IT
newbzoors 0
and works at the SAME grocery store. I doubt there are a couple johns with yellow mustangs at one grocery store