Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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devildog562 33
Go to the store get a mask, wait until they fall asleep, then wake them up with bright lights and creepy voices.
Acerhawk 24
You should "mug" them and just take all their valuables and hide them
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Comments (114)
Imareth 10
Ouch. Speaking from experience, the anxiety/nervousness does fade with time... but FYL for dealing with people like that.
jamienicole1993 32
Maybe they're just doing this in an attempt to cheer you up? Although in this situation it really isn't funny to joke about. I'm sorry OP, some people are just insensitive.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
Aw, sorry OP. :/
that_one_guy423 11
That's ******* rude. Messing with someone like that who had a traumatic experience is messed up
Slaught000 9
They are reinforcing PTSD in you, literally,it is dangerous. Make them stop now; I would seriously hit them for it.
Sakuraashita 15
Destroy every coffee mug in the house except your own, blame the trauma. Tell them just the word "reminds you of the event".
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Tazer them
worldclassrager 41
When you recover they will quit since you won't react
Spadoinkle 10
It seems like your mother and sister are real assholes. Sorry about what happened to you, OP. Your family should be supportive of you instead of making fun of you. Sometimes family members are the lowest of the low.
ndaguanno 17
They are assholes, sorry poster, hope they catch the mugger