Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Top comments
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
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Comments (123)
candyxpopcorn 0
This might sound harsh but still, GET A LIFE.
Somebody52 0
hahaha!! I am on my....7 hour? XD I need a life other then my Laptop just as much as you!! XD
angelpie1234567 0
I would totally do that. :D
talkandplay326 0
lolz i agree with #46 ;D
EfffurLife 0
lol I could read this site on and off for a long time all day if I got bored enough.
georgesampsonlvr 0
lol im approaching the 2 hr. mark
Violet_X 3
I agree w/ #4. -3-' lol most are depressing but damn entertaining.
bigraws23 0
Same hear. oh ya!!!!! :]
Mauskau 36
.. So what? I keep FML as an open tab and I've read from page 1 to 332 in 2 weeks(not including the week I was on holiday) and I read it from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. That's normally about 15 hours. My life is boring and uneventful, I have the time.
kravitzz1990 0
the is totally ur fault, coz u could have stopped reading em when ever u wanted, ur jus a sad little soul! lol