Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Top comments
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
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Comments (123)
Britneycrapper 0
dude you call that bad? celebrate lovrs of FML its a good thing you like it
jmart110 0
super addicting! my bf is like are you in FML AGAIN! hah one time I never went to sleep was on FML alll night . lOser I know!
CMSmithhh 0
Aha, Who hasn't?! (:
CupcakeMassacre 0
ive been reading fmylife for 3 almost 4 days strait. dont worry im more pathetic then you so dont feel bad lol
iP00PonN00bz 0
I can read fml for years it's just that reading in general bores me
Mimorie17 12
its hard to get off. most of them are really fun. Ive been reading for about 5hours. lol
hypnos_fml 0
I probably read 12 hours of fmls every day you ain't got nuthin on me biiitch
Efilyn 0
You need a hobby.
asher888 11
and the problem is?
ferrettamer 6
I posted an fml like this but it didn't get accepted :(