Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Top comments
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
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Comments (123)
ime_fml 0
woah, twelve hours is a lot. there are more stories than it seems like, plus I'm reading the comments too. I'm on my third hour. Its a school night and I haven't done any homework. It's just too addicting
tincan 0
Same here ._. I guess I accumulated probably like 5 hours in the span of 6 days... Spend 3 hours on my first run and stopped when the clock hit 4am, and now I have spent 1 hours today and I hit this post. XD On the first day I think I made like 30 comments, too. Didn't bother today, though =P
wira176 2
Nothing wrong there... Unless that's the ONLY thing you're doing since switching on your PC.
sicpupyz122 0
I'm on my like 400th page, go back to preschool u newbs
rf6mohawk 0
this site is so addicting cuz every story is either sad, funny, or disgusting
minishadowlove 0
damn, me too... but i'm sick and can't do much of anything...
xsydbabyx 0
Oh don't feel bad! I'm around the 6hr mark. True fax. Oh but I'm also on AIM. So that makes me feel like I have more of a life (: - S.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Me too. Only it's been more like five. I'm on page 103. With breaks in between.
Eladar 0
about 16hours for me atm =D
abcdefgh_fml 0
AHH! XD i know this site is SO addicting! With this site and facebook I probably have been on the computer 3hrs tonight! AH i have homework!
shellshell 0
I don't think there is 12 hours of reading on here :p