Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Top comments
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
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Comments (123)
thesoccerking 0
GET A JOB GET GIRLFRIEND MORE IMPORTANTLY GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
FMLandurstoo 9
#1 WIN
alicianoar 7
Omfg, why do people keep saying it's addicting? THAT ISN'T A WORD!! it's ADDICTIVE. Retards.
blond3tt3 0
BOO. A d d I c t I n g
xoingly 0
same Here bud...
weissesengel 0
aint it fun tho? :D
seniors 5
I've been reading SO much FML that even in random fml each page is filled with 3 I've already read!!!
honeypixi01 0
I know the feeling. I read FMLs before sleeping at night. Sometimes I get so zoned into reading them I realize that I will read them for 2 or 3 hours without even noticing the time.
my_names_nico 0
don't worry, I think that's actually a good 12 hours well spend
Jeristar 0
Oh thats my life. I just moved and dont have a tv or internet yet so all I'm doing is to read fml on my iPhone. Yay !! My boyfriend is getting tired of me laughing out of nowhere.
PaisleyKing90 0
I am the exact same as you