Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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whatmarielsaid 0
awwwwwwwww wow fyl for sure. kids are ****** harsh. ....but they speak the truth. bahhahahahhaha.
scorpiogirl666 0
oh wow. at least the kid is honest?
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dotsdesu 0
haha the horror!
easylazy 0
Hahaha the kid speaks truth Get plastic surgery
whatmarielsaid 0
awwwwwwwww wow fyl for sure. kids are ****** harsh. ....but they speak the truth. bahhahahahhaha.
scorpiogirl666 0
oh wow. at least the kid is honest?
gurlthatwalks 0
you shouldve just said yes. YDI
LMAO_over_here 0
Brat!!
lendmeyourteeth 0
LOL!
ilovefatcats 12
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! rotflmfaolol
nightswimmer 0
haja
ImAllFailure 0
Don't kids just say the darndest things?! :)
malachy32 1
dude this is not a dating site WTF is wrong with Ur description
00754chan 0
ROFLLL. YDI for living in Canberra (Y)
dirtyhippie 0
Word!
Battledog5006 0
Hahahahahahahaha Im about to piss my pants laughing hahhahha
Glam_fml 0
You should have pushed the bratcoff the bridge. FYL for being so ugly.
lolzforfun228 3
kids speak the truth because they don't feel the need to be polite. For example if someone you knew didn't care about being polite they would call you an asshole.
dilqncho 1
No,kids speak the truth because they don't understand that their words might hurt someone.For example,if a kid hates the birthday present you gave them,it'll just announce it out loud,instead of pretending they like it.Or they might call you a troll and be surprised by the negative reaction.